Celebrating my Boston qualifier with Stitch at 2010 Disney Marathon...

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

I Have a Back Like Marty Feldman

One of the recurring bits in "Young Frankenstein" involves Igor's hump.  At various points in the movie it inexplicably moves from one side to the other, confounding Dr. Frankenstein.  Igor's reactions are great.

I have knots in my back that come and go on a regular basis.  On Tuesday's run I set out with a humdinger of a one in my left side.  I couldn't take a deep breathe without feeling like someone was poking me in the back with a pokey thing.  By the time I was done it had miraculously relocated itself to my right side.  Same pain, same effect, but it had somehow managed to navigate across my spine like it was a French border.  Today?  Nothing.  Back to normal.

Maybe it had something to do with the clam stink?

Since I knew Wednesday's run would be snowed out, I set out for a slightly longer run Tuesday.  I did my usual loop around Cow Harbor, tacking on a couple of miles down to Crab Meadow Beach and back.  I have a few pairs of running gloves that I keep in rotation, and when those are dirty, I have a light weight fleece pair I'll use as my emergency option.  The last time I used these gloves was right after New Years.  While certainly not their primary purpose in life, the left one had served me well protecting my hand as I shucked a few dozen clams.  Shockingly, the 2.5 second rinse I gave it afterwards failed to rid it of all its new found clam goodness.  I realized this as I was running and wiping my face with my gloved hand.  Each pass by my nose resulted in an audible "ugh!" as I inhaled all its "dry aged" clam splendor.  The sad thing is, it happened more than once.  In fact, it happened half a dozen times before self-preservation kicked in and I switched to my right hand.

When I came home, I threw them into the wash.  When they come out, I'm throwing them in again...


50 miles down, 450 to go...

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